Friday 4 August 2017

Dard Ae Married Man

You ask your wife something and she says, *"wahan rakha hai.."*
This "wahan" can be either:
1. on the table
2. or any of the 26 drawers in kitchen
3. or even Antarctica..!!!
When wife say, *"woh laa do.."*..
It can be:
1. her Lipstick
2. or milk from market
3. or an AK 56..!!!
When wife says *"yeh kya hai..??"*
It can be:
1. your Pyjamas on the floor
2. Shoes lying around
3. or a Drone flying over Afghanistan.!!

When wife says, *"tumhe kabhi kuch samajh nahi aata.."*...It can be about
1. a new mushy WhatsApp msg
2. or Einstein's Theory of Relativity
3. or her latest spending spree in Mall...!
When wife says, *"abb bohot ho gaya..."* ...It can be
1. the mascara she is putting
2. or the amount of Anthrax that needs to be put in a Biological Weapon
3. or the latest spat she had...with your mother..!!!
And....when wife says, *"main kaisi lag rahi hoon?"*
Its GAME OVER.
It doesn't have any meaning...
except confirmed annihilation.
It just puts you in a fix which Arjun had faced.... just before the War started...... in Mahabharata ...as to whether you should follow *Dharma ....or Karma...!!!*
😂😁😀😂😀😂😁😀
DEDICATED TO MY MARRIED FRIENDS

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