दिवाली खूब मनाएं स्वदेशी पटाखे भी चलाएं

दोस्तों जब भी दिवाली या होली का त्यौहार आता है तो हमारे बुध्दिजीवी(जो केवल सिर्फ अपनी दाल गलाने में लगा रहता है) पर्यावरण का ढ़िंढ़ोरा पीटते है कि सूखी होली मनाओं, दिवाली पर पटाखें न फोड़ों, दशहरा पर रावण मत जलाओ और भी न जाने क्या क्या ?

FAMOUS TAG LINES OF INDIAN BRANDS

1. Amul: The taste of India
2. Pepsi : Yehi hain right choice baby
3. Thums Up : Taste The Thunder
4. Surf : Daag Acche hain
5. Tata Safari : Reclaim Your Life
6. Frooti : Fresh N Juicy
7. Raymond’s : The Complete
8. Bingo : No Confusion, Great Combination
9. Boost : Boost is the secret of our energy
10. Polo : The mint with a hole
11. Lifebuoy : Lifebuoy hai jahan, tandrusti hai wahan
12. Ceat : Born Tough
13. Idea : An Idea can Change your life
14. Maggi : Taste Bhi, Health Bhi
15. Kingfisher : The King of Good Times
16. Airtel: Express Yourself
17. Fevicol: Fevicol ka mazboot jod hai Tootega nahi!
18. Hero Honda: Desh ki Dhadkan
19. Indian Army: Do you have it in you?
20. Malaya Manorama: Nobody Delivers Kerala Better
21. Tata Sky: Isko laga dala to life to life zinga lala
22. LIC: Zindagi ke Saath bhi, zindagi ke baad bhi
23. Nike: Bleed Blue
24. Wills: made for each other
25. Chlormint: Dobara mat poochna
26. Big Bazar: Isse sasta aura cha kahin nahi
27. Mentos: Dimag ki batti jaja de
28. Kit Kat: Have a break, have a kit kat
29. Red FM: Bajate raho
30. Radio Mirchi: It’s Hot!
31. Taj Mahal: Wah Taj!
32. Sprite: Bujhaye pyas, baaki all, bakwas!
33. Alpenlibe: Jee lalchaye, raha na jaye
34. Lays: No one can eat just one
35. HDFC Std Life: Jiyo sar utha ke
36. Dairy Milk : Swad Zindagi Ka

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Keerthi Kousik Guda

ya..i've recharged my iphone30

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Devender Gedhar

Bc electricity se phele electronics agye kya.....

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Bäbù Rāfí

Phone was not invented that time

Read it well....

Isi baat pe likes toh bante hai

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Smruti Snigdha Nayak replied · 8 replies

Sathish Sati

Before intercourse was invented..admin was born through BJ.

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Vaibhav Gupta

2 min silence for that people who reacted wow in this shitty joke

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Ayush Kumar

i didn't knew this because at that time i was on Mars

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Praveen JP

Before smartphones they used pigeons for messaging. They fed firefly to pigeon

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Ankit Anand

Kya admin jee kuch v... sabko lul samajh k rakhe hain ka....

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Aditya Ranjan replied · 1 reply

Skb Turjo

I just want to know how people used to live before discovering oxygen!

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